by Bob Jude Ferrante
Note. This is material is copyright 2005 Bob Jude Ferrante. For performance licensing information please contact jude@pipeline.com.
KESTIN (23:43)
There are three examples of this. The first is when they are right next to you, and you can smell their breath. The second is when you're in the salon and the Asian girl is really tearing up your cuticles. The third... well, there isn't a third.
KESTIN (23:51)
Hello?
KESTIN (23:53)
Got a call. Back in probably 10 mins.
KESTIN (23:56)
That went well. You there?
KESTIN (23:56)
Just checking. I guess, well, your away message isn't on, so just thought...
KESTIN (23:57)
You're probably getting a snack.
KESTIN (23:58)
Maybe I'll just go get a snack. If you see all this, I'll be right back.
KESTIN (01:04)
Went to the kitchen. Looked at the food. A lot of food. Five different kinds of cheese. None of them the same color. In a couple it’s the wax but there is one that's dark green somehow on its own. Then I thought, I'm too fat. When I was young I was buff. Wasn't everyone buff? Bet you were buff.
KESTIN (01:05)
Going to bed. Beat anyway.
KESTIN (01:26)
Can't sleep. The cat controls the bed. The parakeet was recently elected president of the spare room. They ll soon sign a non-aggression pact and kick me out of the apartment. Wsh you were here to read me.
KESTIN (01:27)
I'll go rotate, throw phases. A moon in the place of too many suns.
